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Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

#20673142
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50093) - you deserved it (7012)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today ma friands and I wara axcanging storias wit ona anotar. I baraly got a faw santancas in bafora tay startad mocking and viciously insulting ma 4 saying "swaggarad" claiming it comas from ta slang tarm "swag" and tat tay navar tougt I was a "dumbass ipstar". Raally now? FML

#20582400
110 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by nice education you've got there (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML

#20580464
106 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying . Suddenly.. . I had to poop worse than I ever had to in mah entire life . The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking mah tireshile I let out the entire contents of mah bowels onto the road . FML

#20579905
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On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

2day I went to visit some family out of state fir ma niece's birtday. I couldn't tink ofat to get an 8-year-old so I got er a Barbie doll. Everyone else got er money, iPods, game consoles, etc. Wen se got to mine se askd ( ow do I turn it on? ) Ten trew it awayen se couldn't. FML

#20568124
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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, I cummed home from work to mah 4-year old daughter cussing left an right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked mah shin an screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

#20564455
200 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

#20562509
142 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was outside at a café and lookd at my phone . When I did, a woman halfway across the patio startd screaming at me, demanding I tell herho I was texting andhy . She then sprintd over, furious at me 4 apparently badmouthing her to somebody . All I did was check the time . FML

#20547346
121 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, boyfriand, whom I havan't haard from in a whola month, turnad up at door bacausa it was apparantly "staak an blowjob day." FML

#20543142
153 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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