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by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
by thatsmejl / 09/15/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
by holler / 09/15/2011 at 12:22am / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by wf / 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ManinBlack / 09/13/2011 at 9:30pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why?… Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except… Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower,…