About Tabzz
Hello! My names Tabitha, I'm always up for a talk, never rude, always friendly. :)
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Tabzz's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

By I hate my job - / Saturday 8 June 2013 22:20 / United States

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

By need € for new iron - / Thursday 16 May 2013 19:49 / Germany - Gevelsberg

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

By ldn - / Thursday 21 March 2013 17:54 / Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

By UnluckyInk - / Monday 18 February 2013 08:50 / United States - Manlius

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

By dab1230 - / Thursday 7 February 2013 00:26 / United States - Binghamton