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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1709
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TXjuggalo972 : I'm not your stereotypical/usual juggalo

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TXjuggalo972's favorite FMLs

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26913) - you deserved it (6957)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (2451)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

#7321652
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4619) - you deserved it (72770)

On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (26180)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44701) - you deserved it (20821)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

#3097066
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34972) - you deserved it (20065)

On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

#3042247
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52746) - you deserved it (6134)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by thissucks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

#1248718
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19011) - you deserved it (233567)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97090) - you deserved it (3698)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97090) - you deserved it (3698)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17096) - you deserved it (11252)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (287568) - you deserved it (28277)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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