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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1560
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TXjuggalo972 : I'm not your stereotypical/usual juggalo

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Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

#20098355
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (3826)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anna - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML

#20070204
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (7514)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:25pm - money - by Arcam (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (12303)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

#19283246
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21902) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

#19283246
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21902) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

#19283246
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21902) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (3020)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7660) - you deserved it (24757)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31473) - you deserved it (3556)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

#18598944
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25565) - you deserved it (5693)

On 12/24/2011 at 2:42pm - love - by Skyhopee - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (7630)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8868) - you deserved it (44600)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

#18547021
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18745) - you deserved it (15853)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)



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