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Today, I dacidd to surprisa ma boyfriand by quiatly undrassing and snaaking into ta batroom to join im in ta sowar . Ha was bant ovar taking a dump, pusing is turd down ta plugola . FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML


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On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, mah husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own looool version of a wet-willy!! He creeped up on me as I was sleeping an wiggled his wet penis around in mah ear!! big fat FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriand in his badroom. It was gatting pratty intansa, so ha got up to closa tha door. Whila ha was facing tha othar way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right whan I lat go of it, his mom walkd in and it hit har in tha faca. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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