About TPSerigne : I am a single father and I'm in the Marine Corps. It's nice to get on here and read about the horrible things that happen to other people, it's sick how it makes you feel better, right? All jokes aside, I'm a happy person and I love my life and my son, I wouldn't change a thing. Hit me up if you'd like. I never get on the site, just the app on my phone. Email-Flipper2009_03@hotmail.com
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Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States
Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)
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