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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1537
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TJCapsani : I'm a Black buddhist college student who attends an HBCU. I want to get my Masters in Social Work. Also, I am a gay man but that is not who I am as a person. I'm a cool, laid back type of dude.

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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

#1957244
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52485) - you deserved it (8846)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

#1935923
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34623) - you deserved it (3155)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by overlandparkmommie (woman) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17005) - you deserved it (94820)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (358707) - you deserved it (17967)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

#1858879
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50677) - you deserved it (15616)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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