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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1992 (22 years)
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Today, My 6 Year Old Son Lerend Tat If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, E Will Ask For A Glass Of Milk . But If You Give A Amster A Cookie, E Will Try To Sove Te Wole Ting In Is Mout, Coke, And Die . FML

#5868589
157 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my english teacher askd me why I didn't have my project completd. Thinking quick on my feet I told her it was because my grandmother had just passd away. Apparently they go to the same country club an have known each other for years. My teacher startd crying an ran out of the room. FML

#5607225
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8000) - you deserved it (66347)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906
81 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I left on mah honeymoon with mah wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announce incoming storm in the flight path, and the man next to me start saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime" and mah wife goes into a full panic attack. We haven't even left the ground yet. FML

#5167326
91 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 11:58am - misc - by siggit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... after dating girlfriend fir about a month she decided to change her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in the relationship with. FML

#4533889
75 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by waitthatsnotme (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was listening to music looool while grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom , thinking I had both in , startd telling grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say , "She's also a slut." mega FML

#4370126
154 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Momlovesme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
141 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
224 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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