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Szaszaspasz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4430
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Szaszaspasz : Domestically Challenged - My cookbook has Yellow Pages.

Favourite designers: Makita, DeWalt, Craftsman, JobMate and Black & Decker

There is nothing wrong with getting old. It is when you stop getting older that really sucks.

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Szaszaspasz's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (2307)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (2307)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (3008)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47642) - you deserved it (7666)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67170) - you deserved it (5334)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70118) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20868) - you deserved it (55060)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45687) - you deserved it (5358)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

#15693766
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (3831)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by jonh_215 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36966) - you deserved it (3052)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38405) - you deserved it (3551)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

#15399949
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50288) - you deserved it (4148)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38375) - you deserved it (7263)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46525) - you deserved it (4381)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46525) - you deserved it (4381)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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