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Szaszaspasz

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3203
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Szaszaspasz : Domestically Challenged - My cookbook has Yellow Pages.

Favourite designers: Makita, DeWalt, Craftsman, JobMate and Black & Decker

There is nothing wrong with getting old. It is when you stop getting older that really sucks.

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Szaszaspasz's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

#17629696
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32516) - you deserved it (2115)

On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40888) - you deserved it (4733)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

#17444027
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39774) - you deserved it (2389)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (3919)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34948) - you deserved it (2156)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

#17358704
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34948) - you deserved it (2156)

On 08/03/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by localbarista (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

#17025215
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43785) - you deserved it (7224)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65319) - you deserved it (5202)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68217) - you deserved it (4693)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (51996)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43786) - you deserved it (5188)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

#15693766
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by jonh_215 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33357) - you deserved it (2784)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

#15562306
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34781) - you deserved it (3251)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved



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