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Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by jonh_215 - United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, all the staff in my company were forced to attend an evening Chippendale show. Everyone in my department managed to think of a good reason to escape while I failed and no other choice but to go. I'm the only guy. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 5:15am - work - by yamada (man) - Singapore
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by OhDear (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by trifioso (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I had to move back in with my dad and brother. After getting settled, I had to shower. I got everything ready and when I got in, it smelled strongly of pee. The stink was so intense I could barely breathe. Cleaning doesn't even help. I'm stuck here for at least a month. I hate living with men. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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