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Szaszaspasz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3796
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Szaszaspasz : Domestically Challenged - My cookbook has Yellow Pages.

Favourite designers: Makita, DeWalt, Craftsman, JobMate and Black & Decker

There is nothing wrong with getting old. It is when you stop getting older that really sucks.

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Szaszaspasz's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61331) - you deserved it (3381)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (2781)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30892) - you deserved it (4562)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91665) - you deserved it (4607)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

#19350917
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23070) - you deserved it (3319)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42870) - you deserved it (3474)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34914) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4084)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (4944)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (2398)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33236) - you deserved it (5605)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34996) - you deserved it (2870)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (8382)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19367) - you deserved it (79985)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)



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