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Szaszaspasz

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Szaszaspasz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1971 (43 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1884
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Szaszaspasz : Domestically Challenged - My cookbook has Yellow Pages.

Favourite designers: Makita, DeWalt, Craftsman, JobMate and Black & Decker

There is nothing wrong with getting old. It is when you stop getting older that really sucks.

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Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

#315595
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132389) - you deserved it (10255)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

#256186
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67310) - you deserved it (3225)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

#256127
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139230) - you deserved it (6364)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

#232729
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165732) - you deserved it (10323)

On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39805) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

#14158
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26958) - you deserved it (1684)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23095) - you deserved it (2112)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (7987)

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