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Szaszaspasz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3166
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Szaszaspasz : Domestically Challenged - My cookbook has Yellow Pages.

Favourite designers: Makita, DeWalt, Craftsman, JobMate and Black & Decker

There is nothing wrong with getting old. It is when you stop getting older that really sucks.

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Szaszaspasz's favorite FMLs

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

#20489402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60019) - you deserved it (3688)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

#20485957
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36749) - you deserved it (4156)

On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML

#20485057
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (38196)

On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

#20484636
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24490) - you deserved it (2067)

On 01/29/2013 at 11:39am - work - by imwithapples22 (man) - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

#20484366
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45811) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

#20483441
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

#20482822
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30245) - you deserved it (3753)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML

#20481856
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (2000)

On 01/27/2013 at 8:08pm - health - by ihatemylife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

#20479641
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (43644)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

#20474780
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32743) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

#20178699
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30320) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

#20135378
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49745) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

#20120711
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40648) - you deserved it (2984)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

#20114701
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35877) - you deserved it (3394)

On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -



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