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Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28085) - you deserved it (8055)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50556) - you deserved it (8352)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

#12248112
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (69959)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

#12107955
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26433) - you deserved it (3571)

On 07/25/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Luke (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12618) - you deserved it (113020)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17178) - you deserved it (68100)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17178) - you deserved it (68100)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (4202)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

#11857753
183 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

#11846674
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36407) - you deserved it (12021)

On 07/13/2010 at 5:22am - misc - by Sally - United States (California)

Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49972) - you deserved it (8233)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

#1969989
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38105) - you deserved it (16193)

On 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

#458793
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9883) - you deserved it (89935)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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