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SyntheticSound

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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32749) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (3368)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8129) - you deserved it (51459)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13807) - you deserved it (43125)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26337) - you deserved it (2369)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32197) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

#16486194
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26734) - you deserved it (6683)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (14158)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (14043)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37959) - you deserved it (7073)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24213) - you deserved it (4610)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29943) - you deserved it (6925)

On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32995) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (5451)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20994) - you deserved it (20205)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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