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SyntheticSound
  • Town/Country : Stafford, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5843) - you deserved it (37081)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5843) - you deserved it (37081)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5843) - you deserved it (37081)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

#8842
45 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
20 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

#5189
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12378) - you deserved it (36770)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (4234)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)



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