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SyntheticSound

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SyntheticSound

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1672
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:55am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:42am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:31pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:33am<b>SODADOOZY</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:34pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:48pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:11pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:26am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:15pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:38pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:57pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 1:59am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:05pm<b>redrain567</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:04pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:03pm

Fucked!<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:11pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>Psychosys</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:00pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:45am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:44pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:47am<b>kaseycat</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:19pm<b>arano</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:25am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:20am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:19am<b>Fhrostty</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 7:57am<b>devildog562</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:18am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:04pm

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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SyntheticSound's favorite FMLs

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

#21003528
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (10552)

On 12/24/2013 at 11:53am - animals - by PityKitty (woman) -

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38082) - you deserved it (10130)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

#20953149
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (5095)

On 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm - work - by kittkatt1 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44245) - you deserved it (6860)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I learned that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store and sit in my car. FML

#20930715
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (8312)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

#20856532
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (18689)

On 08/27/2013 at 2:13pm - health - by anditburnsburnsburns - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

#20823062
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55669) - you deserved it (4333)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML

#20761131
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54049) - you deserved it (3493)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57322) - you deserved it (66260)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

#20587303
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45627) - you deserved it (19211) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

#20561443
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (3417)

On 03/26/2013 at 8:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33490) - you deserved it (4476)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

#20548252
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40349) - you deserved it (5752)

On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML

#20546879
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2826)

On 03/16/2013 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML

#20524030
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (4665)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)



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