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by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
by ShadowReiku / 12/01/2014 at 11:41pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek
Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML
by Dramori / 11/27/2014 at 11:30am / Health
by thefatnurse / 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by very punny / 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
by akieferr / 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonyme / 07/30/2014 at 2:51am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
by TCRII / 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Sam / 05/04/2014 at 2:12am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…