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SyntheticSound

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SyntheticSound

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SyntheticSound
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2094
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:37pm<b>Unknown242</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:32pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 3:25pm<b>jdw17</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:11pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:16pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:47am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 4:23am<b>LilMissCanadian</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:30pm<b>RoyalJoker4</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:10pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:59pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:03pm<b>CaityOlivia94</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 11:47am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:26am<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 1:00am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 3:53pm<b>juice_33</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 2:56pm<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:22am

Fucked!<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 5:47am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 12:29pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:26am<b>juice_33</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 8:56pm<b>A07</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 2:27pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 2:44pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:25pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:41am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:30am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 6:15am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:11pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>Psychosys</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:00pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:45am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:44pm

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SyntheticSound's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (3198)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML

#21306764
65 comments

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said; "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

#21298006
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31696) - you deserved it (4438)

On 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm - work - by thefatnurse - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

#21263953
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (5791)

On 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47330) - you deserved it (3612)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45775) - you deserved it (3695)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47740) - you deserved it (6199)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36314) - you deserved it (14159)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

#21220657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40852) - you deserved it (5034)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (16710)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML

#21130223
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48739) - you deserved it (5061)

On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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