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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1964
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (7860)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother who passed last week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23126) - you deserved it (2470)

On 10/21/2015 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25205) - you deserved it (2272)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24401) - you deserved it (2418)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (12153)

On 06/17/2015 at 11:41am - misc - by HURP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25450) - you deserved it (2876)

On 05/13/2015 at 9:57am - health - by Hlaalette (woman) - Belgium

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34808) - you deserved it (3865)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (2480)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (3739)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31970) - you deserved it (4682)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46635) - you deserved it (4377)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30668) - you deserved it (6821)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36318) - you deserved it (3164)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

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