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SyntheticSound

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SyntheticSound

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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SyntheticSound's page activity

Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:55am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:42am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:31pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:33am<b>SODADOOZY</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:34pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:48pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:11pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:26am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:15pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:38pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:57pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 1:59am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:05pm<b>redrain567</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:04pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:03pm

Fucked!<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:11pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>Psychosys</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:00pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:45am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:44pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:47am<b>kaseycat</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:19pm<b>arano</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:25am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:20am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:19am<b>Fhrostty</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 7:57am<b>devildog562</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:18am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:31am<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:04pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I’m your new creative director

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SyntheticSound's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (2041)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

#21432612
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (2151)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

#21427542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (11501)

On 06/17/2015 at 11:41am - misc - by HURP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

#21409404
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24311) - you deserved it (2629)

On 05/13/2015 at 9:57am - health - by Hlaalette (woman) - Belgium

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (3412)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

#21402730
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (2253)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29972) - you deserved it (3153)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (4355)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44449) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28944) - you deserved it (6339)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (3093)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML

#21306764
65 comments

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

#21263953
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (5139)

On 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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