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SyntheticSound

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SyntheticSound
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2486
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 12:48am<b>McPerrier</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:42pm<b>Dodge4x4Ram</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:26am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 7:34pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 12:43pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:19pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:37pm<b>Unknown242</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:32pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 3:25pm<b>jdw17</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:11pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 6:16pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:47am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 4:23am<b>LilMissCanadian</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:30pm<b>RoyalJoker4</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:10pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:59pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:03pm

Fucked!<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 5:47am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 12:29pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:26am<b>juice_33</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 8:56pm<b>A07</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 2:27pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 2:44pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:25pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 9:41am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:30am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 6:15am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:20pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:11pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>Psychosys</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:00pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:45am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:12pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:44pm

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SyntheticSound's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML

by thrill house / 01/24/2016 at 7:57pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother who passed last week. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

by simply_meeeee / 07/20/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Illinois) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

by jasondrags / 07/03/2015 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

by HURP / 06/17/2015 at 11:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

by Hlaalette / 05/13/2015 at 9:57am / Belgium / Health

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

by PharmSlave / 05/01/2015 at 2:12am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

by Notthatone / 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous