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About SynchronicityII : I\\\'m Ryan. I\\\'m somewhat new to FML.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
Monday 5 October 2015