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SynchronicityII

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 573
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SynchronicityII : I\\\'m Ryan. I\\\'m somewhat new to FML.

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71747) - you deserved it (3839)

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