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Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32655) - you deserved it (3249)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23311) - you deserved it (7315)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:19am - health - by gumless - United States

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