Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Sylvasa's page activity

Visits<b>jubejube239</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 11:29pm<b>Kinkykim99</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 1:39pm<b>MeowZerz</b> - the 12/26/2013 at 8:05pm<b>ComaWhiteLove</b> - the 12/26/2013 at 9:21am<b>TheJasonLi</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 7:10pm<b>WeiXinLun</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 5:17pm<b>melons</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 5:39pm<b>tommylover842</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 2:34am<b>poururheartout</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 11:36pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 10:30pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 10:25pm<b>pizzaturtles</b> - the 12/20/2013 at 9:05pm<b>Budderchook</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 10:52pm<b>fml_Rambo</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 3:22pm<b>countrychick19</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 10:19pm<b>killuhand</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 11:26am<b>sirpantselot</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 9:07am<b>GenuineElegance</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 3:37pm

Sylvasa's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of Sylvasa's badges

Sylvasa's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (3195)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23174) - you deserved it (7289)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:19am - health - by gumless - United States

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: