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Today, mah kids surprised me when I got home!! One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, an the other cummed up to me an said, "Daddy, let's go!! We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

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On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today,hile drinking at a bar with girlfriend, ex-girlfriendho I've been seieng on looool the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as ( the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with fir the past 3 months . ) FML

Today , mah kids thought it would be funny to putted pictures of naked men an women as people's ID on mah phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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On 06/19/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Momma - Sent from mobile version

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to fine my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

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On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I Finally Convincd Mah Son To Use The Potty. Later, He Saw A Show On TV About A Toilet Monster. Now He's Too Scard To Even Step Foot Into The Bathroom. Here's To Another Few Months Of Diaper Changes. FML

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On 06/01/2010 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed there status to 'busy or 'away when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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On 05/02/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by everyonehatesme (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

today I found out why mah five year old has been throwing tantrum while shopping . It turns out mah ex-husband has been paying her three dollar 4 every public tantrum she throws . mega FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the store with mah 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked wat make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up cuz I was ugly and that I might scare off mah husband. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

looool Today... I was teasing mah little brother. Later that night... I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing mah teeth... mah little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing mah toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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