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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (11841)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML

#6751982
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (5311)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

#6683898
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7813) - you deserved it (34566)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

#6563904
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (3745)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9472) - you deserved it (48723)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (3038)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

#6310101
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20465) - you deserved it (10994)

On 11/15/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by shiiiiit (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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