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Sweny

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  • Number of visits : 1029
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:29am<b>iTry2Hard</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 1:25am<b>Spyingcheeseman</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 3:13am<b>kirstencastine</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 11:08pm<b>gabylikescheese</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 11:49am<b>LittlestPrincess</b> - the 01/17/2013 at 7:27am<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 9:35pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/14/2009 at 4:35pm

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Sweny's favorite FMLs

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

by makeitstop / 12/02/2009 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

by bmonehh / 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

by shiiiiit / 11/15/2009 at 4:23am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous