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Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

By shiiiiit - / Sunday 15 November 2009 09:23 / United States

Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 December 2009 18:08 / United States

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 December 2009 00:53 / United States

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

By makeitstop / Wednesday 2 December 2009 07:14 / Canada

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

By IlikeGreenPlants - / Thursday 26 November 2009 02:41 / United States