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Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (3086)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML


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On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 7:36pm - misc - by Rebecca (woman) - Canada

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