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Sweetest_Cherry
  • Town/Country : Detroit, Okinawa, USA, JAPAN
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sweetest_Cherry : I am stuck in this tropical hell until 2011. Nothing better to do but drink with Grunts!!
Im always up for chatting. Hit me up on here or sweetestcherry85@yahoo.com

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Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (26789)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90633) - you deserved it (19051)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (451542) - you deserved it (32008)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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