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Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (1621)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (10659)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (4448)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (4448)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (4448)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (4448)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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