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Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at a Wal-Mart. The officer said she watched me get out of the car and walk to store without appearing to be disabled. I'm 59 years old, have a steel rod in my spine and a prosthetic hip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47104) - you deserved it (1933)

On 08/04/2009 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my 8 year old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she is ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40240) - you deserved it (4118)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

#4000327 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (36001) - you deserved it (4736)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30469) - you deserved it (4087)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07pm - love - by Grevling (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

#3714352 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (58873) - you deserved it (4315)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)