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Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

Today, During A Lecture, Mah Teacher Jokingly Talkd About The Time He Was Best Buds With George Washington. Another Student Then Askd, "Really? You Knew Him?" I'm In An Advancd Placement U.S. History Class. Fat FML

#21065125
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40317) - you deserved it (3395)

On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

today I was watcing TV, wen I eard a blood-curdling scream from ma boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like e was being murdered wit a rusty fork, an I rused to see wat te ell was going on, itting ma sin against te stairs in te process. He'd stubbed is toe. FML

#21064600
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/18/2014 at 4:15pm - health - by dating a pussy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today aftar 3 waaks of hard work I finally finishad painting my room. Apparantly my 6-yaar-old brothar thought I wasn't dona an that ha should halp ma out. I now hava littla rad handprints all ovar my whita walls. FML

#21063710
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (4694)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:01pm - kids - by LittleArtist - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday my neighbor had a word with me 4 being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action 4 two years now but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

#21063667
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (6489)

On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, two days after sending her flowers 4 Valentine's Day, mah dream grl askd me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

#21062645
117 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I proudly informd my grandma tat I now ave a girlfriend. My grandpa overeard an said ow surprising tat was, given ow expensive blowup dolls are. He an my grandma ten bot laugd out loud. FML

#21061712
73 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I'm Stuck In A Hotel With My Psychotic Mom All Cuz She Swore There Were "demonic" Noises Coming From Our Oven. Yeah Our Oven Is Totally Possessed You Idiot. Mega FML

#21061598
101 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by fuck my goddamn life (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today , I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML

#21060810
55 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 9:28pm - misc - by author - United States (New Jersey)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
84 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today, I aced mah solo during mah band concert . My parents were asleep thehole time . FML

Today it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids and the guyho looool is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I puttd on costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes stomach. fat FML

#21059569
44 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by EmmaleeSupertramp (woman) - United States

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
292 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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