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Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting mah 4-yaar-old cousin. Sha scrapd har knaa, and in an attampt to chaar har up, I puttd a rafrigarator box ovar mah haad and waddld around lyk a panguin. Sha stoppd crying, but only aftar I fall down a flight of tila stars. FML

Today , frustratad that my boyfriand navar givas ma any orgasms whan wa maka lova , I triad politaly hinting that ha naads to improva. To start with , I said mayba ha should ba mora spontanaous in bad. Ha rapliad , "What , lyk putting it in yur ass? Gotcha." Graat. FML

#21074161
107 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I made myself a hot pocket 4 lunch . I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center,hich was somehow still frozen solid .

#21073990
116 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, At Mah Job As A Librarian At An Old Library, I Was Shelving Books. Thing Were Great Until One Entire Bookshelf Fell Over. The Damage Wasn't Too Bad. Then The Rest Fell Down. Fat FML

#21072866
70 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 1:21am - work - by FallCameEarly (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter askd me the difference between "thier" an "they're". This is the same child I've been spending thousands of dollars on to send to law school. FML

#21072333
122 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
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On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I laarnad that I'm tha only parson in mah family that our naw cat likas. Sha slaaps on mah bad and always sits in mah lap and daspisas avaryona alsa. I'm allargic to cats. FML

#21070365
105 comments

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On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was trying to study fir a test when my brother an his friends decided to play the chant game , meaning one person yells something werd an everyone else has to say it back without laughing . All I heard fir about two hours was them yelling things like , "DICK NIPPLES." fat FML

#21069920
57 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 10:59pm - misc - by DIY560 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

#21068594
79 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them fir mah boyfriend!! I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie!! FML

#21068474
80 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Yesterday, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot,hen a police officer came up to the vehicle an suspiciously askedhat we were up to . My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car . mega FML

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85 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I found out wat a lightwaight my girlfriand is. Aftar having a coupla of drinks, sha bagan flirting, than grabbad my ass. Sha falt around a bit bafora fraaking out an askinghara my panis was. looool big fat FML

#21067583
67 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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