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Taday I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it cuz one note that I playd soundd like a fart. FML

#21082619
63 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day a teenage grl bumped into me and my pone fell out of my ands, looool and over te Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
113 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML

#21081555
98 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building . The whole building now smell like urine . The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict . He wants answers . FML

#21080782
103 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming . I leapt out of bed and ran to mah balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner . A kid's science experiment scared me shitless . FML

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

Today, I Was Excited To See A Spider Skittering Across Mah Bathroom Floor, Because This One Was Real An Not A Hallucination . FML

Today... I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects lyk biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk.

#21078096
56 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by cubs44fan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

#21077955
76 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

#21077667
57 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... ma roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in te sower ead. I ave class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

#21076785
89 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known fir 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML

#21076752
90 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 10:55am - kids - by adopted (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into a friend I adn't seen in aile, but I ad eard se was pregnant. I rubbd er belly and askeden se was due. Se slowly backd away, giving me a werd look and said, "Two monts ago." FML



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