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by Ploeboi / 08/04/2010 at 4:28am / United States (Washington) / Work
by jkin47 / 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML
by nowhereman1990 / 08/03/2010 at 12:23am / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML
by holly / 07/18/2010 at 10:18am / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous
Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML
by Flyboy / 07/18/2010 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Work
by lalala / 07/18/2010 at 12:02am / Philippines (Manila) / Health
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML
by barman / 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by knighton16 / 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
by MSURebel70 / 07/16/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
by bigmikenyc / 07/15/2010 at 5:31am / United States / Transportation
by lonely / 07/15/2010 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Love
by readytomingle / 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, I went on vacation with my family. It wasn't until I had gotten back home that I found out I… Today, I got a failing grade on my pre-calc final. After I broke the news to my dad, he slammed the… Today, I was cleaning the house only for my 2 year old to tell me he pooped. That would have been…