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Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
by Forded / 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2010 at 7:04pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 3:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
by TRalalla / 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Single / 08/07/2010 at 7:01am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
by ditched?? / 08/06/2010 at 5:05am / United States / Love
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
by LaRae17 / 08/04/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/04/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
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- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…