About SuperAnthony : I like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys, how about you? Are you going to say hi? Message me!
SuperAnthony's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
SuperAnthony's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States / Health
by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
by lyssuhhhh / 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by huwauw / 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by dmvsucks / 09/13/2010 at 11:14am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Lauren / 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
by BrokebyKids / 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
by wakinginvegas87 / 09/05/2010 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Devon / 09/03/2010 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by flimflam / 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…