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Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)
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