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Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by pissedexworker / 12/18/2010 at 10:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by unattractive / 12/18/2010 at 4:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:48am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh / 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by ahhhboys / 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm / Romania / Love
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 10:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Flaps / 11/27/2010 at 7:36am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
by Username / 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
by what / 11/26/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML
by blackitalian / 11/26/2010 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds… Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was… Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got…