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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3212
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuperAnthony : I like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys, how about you? Are you going to say hi? Message me!

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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." real FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25641) - you deserved it (35162)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today I was taking a dump an I pusd so ard tat I got ligt eadd an passd out on te floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36246) - you deserved it (12839)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

MY MOM SAID SHE WANTD ME TO GET LASER EYE SURGERY BEFORE SHE DID, ( JUST IN CASE IT ISN'T SAFE. ) FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33911) - you deserved it (2661)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was wonderinghy I was getting strange looks all day at work . When I got to a mrror after mah shift, I noticd a booger hanging out of mah nose,hich was visible onlyhen I smild . My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile .

#16155788
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29292) - you deserved it (5370)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

#16141236
168 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card . FML

#16140473
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37751) - you deserved it (5333)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (11553)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I ad to sell ma wedding ring to elp me pay for ma divorce . FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40207) - you deserved it (11812)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. mega FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (7488)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

today mah identical twin sister got in trouble fir sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us , because it would be "too confusing" fir him otherwise. FML

#16057937
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59199) - you deserved it (4673)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took mah dog fir a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside an giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with mah bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14905) - you deserved it (44796)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (12321)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I Fell Asleep At A Party . I Farted So Loud That I Woke Myself Up . Everyone Heard . FML

#15867292
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (11815)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States



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