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Today, I was wonderinghy I was getting strange looks all day at work . When I got to a mrror after mah shift, I noticd a booger hanging out of mah nose,hich was visible onlyhen I smild . My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile .
Today, I took mah dog fir a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside an giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with mah bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML
Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
Friday 27 March 2015