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by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
by samadams42 / 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by loser / 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Tyler / 05/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found… Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to… Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she…