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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2451
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuperAnthony : I like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys, how about you? Are you going to say hi? Message me!

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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (35018)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36064) - you deserved it (12787)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33728) - you deserved it (2646)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

#16155788
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29129) - you deserved it (5347)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18650) - you deserved it (50881)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36107) - you deserved it (5185)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33601) - you deserved it (11183)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (11772)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31329) - you deserved it (7406)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58941) - you deserved it (4662)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14830) - you deserved it (44597)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49175) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (9552)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30539) - you deserved it (12280)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (11596)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States



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