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Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 5:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by knzknz / 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
by Beeisc00l / 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm / Reserved / Animals
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
by SoupCanoe / 08/29/2011 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by taydean / 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by stranded / 05/19/2011 at 7:46am / United States / Transportation
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
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