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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2352
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuperAnthony : I like The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys, how about you? Are you going to say hi? Message me!

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Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39132) - you deserved it (3081)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10309) - you deserved it (36806)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (19929)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (3362)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53298) - you deserved it (2938)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (6032)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (73586)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38078) - you deserved it (8282)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7681) - you deserved it (59839)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
296 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95778) - you deserved it (6378)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

#16249846
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (14506)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11256) - you deserved it (63268)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -



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