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Supahnova

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Supahnova

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  • Number of visits : 6155
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Supahnova's favorite FMLs

Today, I found an obituary clipping on mah kitchen table. It was fir mah grandpa. No one told me he did. FML

#297677
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106436) - you deserved it (4448)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by depresso (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317031)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52448) - you deserved it (9973)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my grlfriend dumped me 4 someone else. looool An our earlier I ad just gotten permission from er dad to propose. FML

#239413
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147266) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Brad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

#231694
159 comments

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148041) - you deserved it (16871)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself , but also spilling looool the spare change I had from buying it. fat FML

#187385
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15173) - you deserved it (103052)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:11pm - money - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (125997)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (342982) - you deserved it (29815)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73979) - you deserved it (759072)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123321) - you deserved it (22278)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

today mah mum cummd home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was ( sexing ) mah boyfriend a looool lot after I puttd him to bd. After lots of arguing, she bannd me from seeing him and took mah car away. Only much later did I realize mah brother meant ( texting ). FML

#113033
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79050) - you deserved it (4869)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove to a party after getting mah car back from the shop. A thunderstorm startd as I made mah way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decidd to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentiond how funny it would be if a tree fell on mah car. Seconds later, looool one did. FML

#111850
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61186) - you deserved it (3022)

On 02/23/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time . Bailing us out of jail . FML

#108333
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you deserved it (56611)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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