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About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
Today , I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself , but also spilling looool the spare change I had from buying it. fat FML
Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML
Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
today mah mum cummd home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was ( sexing ) mah boyfriend a looool lot after I puttd him to bd. After lots of arguing, she bannd me from seeing him and took mah car away. Only much later did I realize mah brother meant ( texting ). FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting mah car back from the shop. A thunderstorm startd as I made mah way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decidd to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentiond how funny it would be if a tree fell on mah car. Seconds later, looool one did. FML
Friday 27 March 2015