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Supahnova
  • Town/Country : Somewhere Over The Rainbow, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3154
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

#17057819
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21931) - you deserved it (2043)

On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (4971)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25617) - you deserved it (5517)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33691) - you deserved it (1995)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8445) - you deserved it (43000)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (7676)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43849) - you deserved it (7848)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

#16484312
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6001) - you deserved it (31864)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Faithy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58438) - you deserved it (2916)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27851) - you deserved it (19707)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (2989)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41923) - you deserved it (18766)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15702) - you deserved it (26874)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34255) - you deserved it (8897)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)



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