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  • Number of visits : 5344
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Supahnova's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5256) - you deserved it (57944)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18431) - you deserved it (38963)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44910) - you deserved it (2675)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43423) - you deserved it (354109)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21502) - you deserved it (4720)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44954) - you deserved it (1644)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15630) - you deserved it (7795)

On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26257) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59120) - you deserved it (7820)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7413) - you deserved it (26214)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30527) - you deserved it (1963)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (8870)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (1734)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19307) - you deserved it (3472)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5753) - you deserved it (35766)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)



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