About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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