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Supahnova

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Supahnova

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6735
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Supahnova : I am a laser; never a loser.

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Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Supahnova's favorite FMLs

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

#20519764
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33406) - you deserved it (3630)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

#20518576
159 comments

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (4107)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14893) - you deserved it (37482)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (16887)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (3769)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40045) - you deserved it (3491)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32123) - you deserved it (2973)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26325) - you deserved it (14805)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26660) - you deserved it (5097)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30503) - you deserved it (4632)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45268) - you deserved it (14961)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35112) - you deserved it (6888)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30507) - you deserved it (2327)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52308) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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