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Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by SinkyBalls - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was fired because a 10 year old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 6:05pm - work - by dck128 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:41am - misc - by piercingfreak (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)
Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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