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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 April 1981 (35 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sumo69 : Sumo6955@hotmail.com

I say mean things sometimes that's cause I have tourette's syndrome I'm sorry it's all good it could be worse I could have a bunch of stupid rules. Rule number one there are no rules. Rule number two your not gay if you have rules, due to popular believe. And three rules are made to be broken.
Today I learned not to piss off violent dog lovers February 11, 2012.
Today I learned that grammar Nazis don't really have anything funny or important to say so they just correct people spelling that's really sad and pathetic and their parents beat them a lot when they were little March 1, 2012

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Sumo69's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

by WellShit / 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

by StinkyandStupid / 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

by StinkyandStupid / 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

by BBFreak97 / 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

by raven_teen_titan / 03/04/2012 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy