About Sumo69
[email protected] I say mean things sometimes that's cause I have tourette's syndrome I'm sorry it's all good it could be worse I could have a bunch of stupid rules. Rule number one there are no rules. Rule number two your not gay if you have rules, due to popular believe. And three rules are made to be broken. Today I learned not to piss off violent dog lovers February 11, 2012. Today I learned that grammar Nazis don't really have anything funny or important to say so they just correct people spelling that's really sad and pathetic and their parents beat them a lot when they were little March 1, 2012
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