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  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SultanRS : I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.

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SultanRS's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17464) - you deserved it (42697)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8440) - you deserved it (54854)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20539) - you deserved it (1743)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23368) - you deserved it (3556)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18431) - you deserved it (2247)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31335) - you deserved it (2019)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6859) - you deserved it (74290)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (3419)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

#16053231
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (2972)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by wow -

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

#13818427
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19301) - you deserved it (11009)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (2497)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

#11698354
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35012) - you deserved it (2607)

On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

#7160952
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27668) - you deserved it (4777)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML

#5480750
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34065) - you deserved it (5830)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:00am - misc - by vcarder - United Kingdom

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

#316205
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21052) - you deserved it (184104)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)



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