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About SultanRS : I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Back from a party
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Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015