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Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by kenz - United States
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 12:18am - misc - by nokitchenforme - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 3:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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