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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States
Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
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