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Sub_Zero_is_God
  • Town/Country : miami, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1521
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sub_Zero_is_God : I am shy at first, but when you get to know me I am very social and hyper. I enjoy reading FMLs and I consider myself a math nerd :P. I love helping others , and having friendly arguments. I enjoy living life to its fullest! I am also a music freak!

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Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22674) - you deserved it (3432)

On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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